YAADEIN

waqt guzar jaata hai,inhe sanjone mai,
badi mehnat lagti hai,inhe bhulane mai,
kabhie khatti hoti hai,kabhie meethi,
par hamesha pyaari hoti hain: ye yaadein....

wo doston ke saath pyaari ladaiyaan,
wo viva ke samay par hoti khamoshiyaan,
wo teachers ke peeth peeche ki gayee chugliyaan,
bhulaye nahi bhoolti ye yaadein......

college ki strikes ya canteen ka khaana,
library ki lines ya juniors ka gaana(ragging ke waqt),
wo classes bunk karke corridors pe ghoomna,
bhulaye nahi bhoolti ye yaadein.......

ye college hum chod jayenge
par iski yaad dil mai le jayenge
hum jahan bhi rahen,humare saath rahengi
wo khatti,meethi,pyaari "COLLEGE" ki yaadein......

RUMAAL KA RAAZ

bakri chaaba gayee thi wo rumal
iss pe macha tha college mai bada bawaal
par kya hai iss rumaal ka raaz
aaj tak koi haal na kar paaya ye sawaal....

teen saal se nahi dhoya gaya uss rumal ko
fir bhi istemaal ho raha hai
uss me se shaade ande ki mehek aati hai
fir bhi usse seene se chipkaae rakha hai....

cricket ho football ho ya kuch nahi ho
rugged jeans se chicken ki tangdi ki tarha
laatakta rehta hai wo rumaal
branded nahi hai fir bhi kar raha hai kamaal....

kyun nahi dhoya gaya tha wo rumaal
khoj ke rahenge usse nikaal
india tv ke reporters ne kaha
aur bada sansani wala report tha tv pe aaya.....

aayie dikhate hain aapko rumaal ka raaz
jo kar dega ek maha frustu ka parda faaz
kyun nahi dhoya isne teen saal se rumaal
kya isse aaya nahi hygeine ka khayaal.....

aayie sunte hain uss frustu ki kahani
ussi frustu ki zubani
to boliye frustu raaj kya hai
aap ke rumaal ka raaz......

aanke thi uski num,
dil mai shayad tha bahut gham
dard bhari nigaahon se dekh kar
kaha usne wo haseen manzar......

jab wo aur uski mehbooba pahadion mai ghoomne gaye
wahan haseen waadiyon mai kho se gaye
aaya ek sard hawa ka jhonka
jiske chalte usske rumaal mai uski gf ne tha cheenka.....

ye uski gf ki uske paas aakhri nishaani thi
kyun ki usi hawa ke jhonke mai wo kahin udd gayi thi
dhoondne pe bhi nahi mili wo to iska dil baith gaya
iss rumaal ko kabhie na dhone ki kasam wo kha aaya......

tha yahi rumaal ka daaba raaz
kya karen koi kaam nahi hota hai to
hum bhi kar lete hain bakwaaz.........

CHUSU KI SUSU

hai kya haseen wo nazara tha
pce ke paas ke mod pe
momo waale ke paas khade ped se
thodi door jhadion mai kar raha tha
"CHUSU SUSU".....

door se dekho to lag raha tha
maano chote chote pedon par
baras raha tha saawan
padhaku bhi sharma jaaye,jaise tha
Susu karne mai Chusu magan.....

hawa ke jhonke uss susu ke dhaar ko
kabhi idhar hilate kabhie udhar
Chusu use dekh kar khush tha
ki tabhi SABU ne chillaya
"CHUSU EIDHAR MUD AUR SMILE KAR".....

ghooma chusu par tab tak
ho chuki thi bahut der
click ho chuka tha SABU ke camere mai
pedon par "CHUSU KI SUSU"
ka khaufnaak keher.....

nanhe ped murjha gaye the un par pade
uss gande susu ki gandagi se
par fir bhi baaz nahi aaya
wo darinda chusu
unpe susu karne se.....

SABU ko aaya bada gussa
un pedon ki behaali dekh kar
usne kaha chusu
pedon par se susu saaf kar
warna chod doonga ye pic mai facebook par.....

chusu tab bada tha muskuraya
nikal gaya wo lab karne
chod un pedon ko murjhaya
aaj par usne EXPENDABLES ko hai lalkaara
jinhe uska ganda susu bilkul nahi gawara.....

aaj pakad ke poora uska marenge
saare faasat ke jad uss chusu ko fod dalenge
saari zindagi sochta rahega facebook pe account kyun khola
aur hume jab bhi yaad karega ye kabhi nahi bhoolega:
"CHUSU KI SUSU"......