RAJNIKANTH: NOTHING'S IMPOSSIBLE

PS all rajnikanth fans :- Kindly dont inform rajnikanth about this.

1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.

2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.

3. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.

5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover.

7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.

8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.

10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.

11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.

13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.

14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.

15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.

16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.

18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.

20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.

21. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.

22. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.

23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.

24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.

25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.

26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.

27. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.

28. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.

30. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.

31. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

32. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.

33. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.

34. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.

35. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.

36. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.

37. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.

38. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.

39. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.

40. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.

41. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The result? Mother Teresa.

42. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.

43. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.

44. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.

45. Rajinikanth puts the 'laughter' in manslaughter.

46. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.

47. Rajinikanth can handle the truth.

48. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.

49. Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.

50. Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.

51. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.

52. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did.

53. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result - He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

54. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.

55. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.


56. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

57. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.

58. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

59. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

60. Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself.

61.Rajinikant can lick his elbows.

62. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

63. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.

64. Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

65. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.

66. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.

67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.

69. The statement "nobody can cheat death", is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.

70. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.

71. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.

72. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.


73. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.

74. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.

75. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.

76. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon - HoneyMoon.

77. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.

78. Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

79. Rajinikanth's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.

80. Rajinikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.

81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.

82. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rajinikanth's fist.

83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.

84. Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.

85. Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.

86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.

87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.

88. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

89. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game "Hide n' seek", as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.

90. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.

91. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.

92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.

93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.

94. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikanth.

95. Rajinikanth's first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.

96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

98. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

99. Rajinikanth's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

100. Rajnikanth can appear sweet even if he ages 160.

INDIA: THE LARGEST DEMOCRACY

India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand mother of tradition. Our most valuable and most instructive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India only. Mark Twain describes India as such, a phenomenon so enigmatic that it takes more than random pieces of text to fathom its full magnanimity .

The Republic of India, as it is officially designated is famous not only for its rich legacies of tradition but for its assimilator demeanor in the global framework.

With a population of around 1.5 million, India houses a sixth of that of the world, ranking 2^nd only after China. The seventh largest country in terms of land area, it is called a subcontinent due to its mystifying diversity.

A country deriving strength from its nostalgia yet daring to delve deep into the murky abysses of oblivion became a sovereign , socialist, secular , democratic , republic on 26^th of January 1950 when the constitution of India was implemented on this auspicious day which was celebrated as the day of “Poorna Swaraj” by the Indian National Congress since its Lahore session in the year 1929. Since then Abraham Lincoln’s words of “ Democracy of the people, for the people and by the people” have been the new day order of Indian people.

Undoubtedly the largest in terms of population, India is the largest possible democracy in the whole world. Following a multi-party system, the system of governance is suitable on its own grounds, with people of all cast, creed, color and religion getting their representatives to represent them on the forum where they can get appropriate voicing to their innate or probably they think they will get or are getting.

A country with a population of 1.5 million and the final forum where people’s words are to be voiced constitutes of just 546 members. Can be a serious joke! People can argue that they are the cream of the whole nation selected by the people themselves. However when only 30 percent of the people actually vote in an election out of which the percentage of literate and conscious voters amount to less than half of total voting people, how does the argument of that the elected people  are the “ true representatives of people’s rights” hold good in reference to this context.

Controversies rattle the political circuit more often than praiseworthy anecdotes. Be it the stamp paper,  Boforse battle guns, Babri masjid case, hawala or chara ghotala people have always thought that they have faced injustice in the name of be it religion or security issues. Our taxes fill pockets of bureaucrats, our money increase their luxury and so we did all wrong in selecting them is what people say sitting at roadside tea stalls or playing cards but has anyone ever thought of cleansing the dirt instead of just being a bystander and waiting for some wizard to burst onto the scene and wave his magic wand an puff!!!! That hasn’t happened nor would it happen in living memory.

The Britishers  said that “ only Englishmen by their birth and training are fit to rule India. Once they desert it goons would take over.” Our so called politicians are proving such a backboneless insulting statement true. They even use all the 3w’s to get the chair whether they deserve it or not. The addiction of chair eventually drives all humanity out and makes way for Imps to manifest that even makes the election affair more ugly. People to satiate their personal ego even push the country for re-elections that cost the country billions which if spent on education of kids can provide free education to more than 40% of kids in the whole country.

The political system of the country is rotten to the core in this country with very few genuine people wishing the betterment of the country working in a state of terrible heartache. The Gandhian principles are now just a part of curriculum, Bose is just a martyr to whom we pay obituary on 23^rd of January every year and all such great people are just pieces memory whose legacies hold or enforce no values in the present scenario of Indian politics.

Nowadays an Indian youth wishes to stay away from politics as much as he can. They are ready to work day and night for an MNC but can’t spend half the time for thinking about the country. The leader of the pride doesn’t let another male challenge its supremacy is what the old, haggard and so called “experienced leaders” are following. Its time for the younger generation to take over and the older generation to step aside so that the new generation can get progressive ideas setting aside old and lethargic dogmas.

We fight over trivial matters making them a fiasco whereas the focus needs to be on something different. West Indians fight North Indians for staying on their place, states fight over possession of river water, people fight over making new states so that they can be operate their cabinets, fights over language, fights over religion as if they weren’t enough now people have started opposing the day of love. Petty matters get hyped but the real problems remain unnoticed. Unemployment, terrorism, naxalism, criminal activities, foeticide, crimes against women have never passed the barriers of just discussions even.

Debates over quota system or whose religion is the best are shown on the national television but an interview with a freedom fighter is never given the slightest thought. Values in democracy are sacrificed on the national altar as if a witch burnt at a stake.

The pathetic plight of Indian democracy is a serious issue of concern for the people of India. We focus on what our rights are but forget that even the constitution has conferred us with 10 fundamental duties which are often invisible on the context of rights. Rights if not given all sorts of hue and cry arises and its public politicization occurs however everyday we break free from all the duties and none raises a word against it. Incredible India indeed..

The largest democracy in the world is suffering from a disease of corruption that is moldering it slowly and eventually aiming for a total collapse. Till the time we think of what the country has done for us before thinking what we have done for the country, we wont be that golden bird which we were once.

The country has had enough of democracy. Enough of free reign for the people to choose their representatives who promise with empty high sounding words yet secure their own future instead of dreaming for the future of the country and working concretely towards achieving it. We need a dictator who can put an end to this chaos and bring order and heal the bleeding wounds and who’s better than the Indian Army.

Democracy in India isn’t a total failure but fails to deliver the whole promise it once promised. The Shashtri and Patel era is over . We find only plans of actions and mega projects decisions but the works are equivalent to an elephant’s fart. Pathetic can be a word describing all these yet the democracy has given India a respect in the international community and a new face of developing economy identifies itself with Indian system of government. Lot has been left undone which if done in the chronology can help us build an India which would command such respect that even the sun would be feeling obliged to visit this country on his rounds.

PCE: an Enigma

It is a common shibboleth that seems too abstruse to anyone who ever trespasses its not so charismatic boulevard that a building that cannot match the grandeur of the Imperial State building in a 100 years nor does it have the intricate carvings of the Vatican, lives in the hearts of the people who in the times of association with it didn’t want to visit it ever again in their lifetime.

 What it is that keeps the strings still interwoven? It is oblivious to all what a person fathoms. It’s the vibes of an individual only who feels it.

In the final year at PCE it really feels nostalgic when I turn back and trot down my memory lane scanning and skimming the events that shaped my life over the past 4 years. 5^th September 2007 was the first day when we first entered this college and found it not to be so humongous in terms of infrastructure. At this very juncture I thought did I do right in joining this college.

Classes commenced and I started making friends. Slowly this place, which I thought I had erred in choosing, seemed to be the best of my choices. The friends that I have are the best phenomenon that can happen to anyone in this entire world. Lot of learning with loads of fun became part of my life. I began believing that I am having a beautiful dream which would never end. Nevertheless now I wish I could have something that would be able to freeze time at this very moment.

Strikes, mass bunks, comments in the class, fights with friends over trivial stuffs, sycophancies and all such feelings would be the most missed after the term gets over. Teachers would be most missed despite the disrespect  or misbehavior or indifference shown to them during the terms.

However some feelings that I can’t fathom, why am I feeling nostalgic when I would be having a better future after college, why will I miss this life when I don’t want to do assignments or give viva.

The probable answer that I purport to solve my self-evoked query is that the enigma of PCE lies not in its four walled enclosure but in the people who make it what it is. And I won’t be missing the building but the people with whom I have spend some of my best years. These years have showed me every color of life, made me experience every emotion and yet some times I wish I weren’t here.

Whatever we may do, wherever we may go, this comes to be said finally: “good bye and good luck”. However some good byes are too painful especially when its said for an enigmatic phenomenon as PADMANAVA COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING………….